If you get more than 30 , I strongly recommend some counselling .
If you get more than 20 , you’re paranoid .
If you get 10 – 20 , you are normal .
If you get 10 or less , you’re fearless .
People who don’t have any are liars .
—TEN ARE YOUs
1. Are you single
– yes i am and the amount of guys viewing me on tagged is scaring the crap out of me.
2. Are you happy
– i am definitely not sad.
3. Are you bored
– yes.
4. Are you fair
– i am a little biased at times.
5. Are you Italian
– i wish i was.
6. Are you intelligent
– i wouldn't be answering you in a manner that i'm trying to tell you in a complicated way but i think i failed at writing this like lemony snicket in a manner that makes your brain explodes or probably i'm just mocking this question and making you raise your eyebrows and that i'm showing off my writing because maybe that's what i'm doing deep down inside.
7. Are you honest
– yes, no, yes, no, maybe.
8. Are you nice
– i am nice and cold at times.
9. Are you Irish
– no.
10. Are you Asian
– yes and with overprotective and unsatisfied asian parents.
TEN FACTS
1. Full Name
– joelyn chen
2. Nickname(s)
– joe, joei
3. Birth place
– east shore hospital, singapore
4. Hair color
– dark brown, black, brown
5. Natural hair style
– wavy.
6. Eye colour
– brown.
7. Birthday
– 23rd may.
8. Mood
– i'm feeling pretty mellow, was this not asked a few questions ago?
9. Favorite colour(s)
– i like a lot of colours but my personal favourites are green, grey, blue and cosmic latte.
10. One place you’d like to visit
– japan.
TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
1. Have you ever been in love
– no. i thought i was but hey, that's puppy love.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight
– yes.
3. Do you currently have a crush?
– yes.
4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally
– yes, i shouldn't have been.
5. Have you ever broken some one’s heart
– i suppose. i didn't mean to. :0
6. Have you ever had your heart broken
- maybe its more like poking my heart with a pair of blunt scissors.
7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them
– yes.
8. Are you afraid of commitment
– maybe.
9. Who was the last person you hugged
– my mum?
10. Who was the last person you said I love you to
– my mum.
TEN THIS OR THAT
1. Love or lust – love
2. Hard liquor or beer – hard liquor..?
3. Cats or dogs – this is hard, cats. (which is funny because i own a dog)
4. A few best friends or any regular friends – a few best friends.
5. Creamy or Crunchy – creamy and crunchy. 0 A 0
6. Pencil or Pen – pen.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in – a wild night out then a romantic night in, no, i don't know, sounds too intimate for me, ha.
8. Money or Happiness – happiness.
9. Night or day – day.
10. IM or phone – IM.
TEN HAVE YOU EVER
1. Been caught sneaking out
– yes, i think but my parents just shrug it off.
2. Seen a polar bear
– yes.
3. Done something you regret
– yes.
4. Bungee jumped
– sounds like fun.
5. Eaten food that fell on the floor
– yes.
6. Finished an entire jaw breaker
– my jaw didn't break though.
7. Been caught naked
– .....no.
8. Wanted an ex bf/gf back
– nevar, i never had one anyway, hah!
9. Cried because you lost a pet
– yes. : ( i want my black paws and snowy.
10. Wanted to disappear
– at times.
TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER
1. Smile or eyes – eyes.
2. Light or dark hair – anything.
3. Hugs or kisses – hugs.
4. Shorter or taller – taller?
5. Intelligence or attraction – attraction.
6. Topman or Zara – topman.
7. Funny or serious – funny.
8. Older or Younger – i don't get what you mean, there are boys who are younger than me by a few months but boys younger than a year is very out of the line though i'm not sure when i'm 28, i would date a 26-year old...so, older?
9. Outgoing or quiet – quiet.
10. Sweet or Bad – mellow.
TEN HAVE YOUs
1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd
– yes.
2. Ever talked on the phone for longer than an hour
– yes.
3. Ever tried walking on your hands
– it hurts.
4. Ever been to a rock concert
– yes.
5. Ever been on a cheer leading team
– no.
6. Ever been on a dance team
– no.
7. Ever been on a sports team
– no.
8. Ever been in a drama play/production
– no.
9. Ever owned a BMW, Mercedes Benz, Escalade, Hummer or Bentley?
– no.
10. Ever been in a rap video?
– five noes later, no!
TEN… LASTS
1. Last phone call you made
– carrie.
2. Last person you hugged
– my mum.
3. Last person you hung out with
– carrie, bertram, wai hong.
4. Last time you worked
– i don't know.
5. Last person you talked to
– my dad.
6. Last person you IM’d
– bellyn.
7. Last person you texted
– ting fang.
8. Last person(s) you went to the movies with
– carrie.
9. Last person/thing you missed
– it's my crush, get over it. i sort of miss my days with my ds though.
10. Last website visited
– google.
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1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
i think i'll yell,"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DOING WHAT YOU DID YOU ASSHOLE" and then extinguish the fire and dial for the firemen.
2.Your best friend tells you she’s pregnant. What is your reaction?
i'll be shocked and then ask whose the father and bash him, i think.
3.When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
last month.
4. Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name?
romeo or wayne.
5. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name?
lily.
6. What are you craving right now?
something to fill my stomach.
7. What was the last thing you cried about?
it was a money issue.
8. When you buy something and your change is a penny, do you keep it?
yes.
9. What colour is your tissue box?
i don't have a tissue box.
10. Is there a ceiling fan in your room & if so does it have dust on it?
no.
11. What is the last voice mail you received about?
my dad always left voice mails.
12. Scariest thing you’ve experienced in the last year?
my dog went into the toilet while i was showering and it freaked me out because i was home alone.
13.Have you ever had a garage sale?
no.
14. What is the last beverage you had?
milk.
15. Are you happy right now?
i'm hungry. - A -
16. Who came over last?
carrie.
17. Do you drink energy drinks?
no.
18. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
yes lolol.
19. Dark or light jeans?
dark.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
night at the museum.
21. What is in your pocket?
nothing.
25. When is your birthday?
YOU ASKED THIS BEFORE.
now scroll up and view it. : D
26.What are you going to do after this?
eat, brush my teeth, play with the psp and sleep.
27. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
carrie.
28. What about your favorite dessert?
mango pudding.
29. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
no.
30. Do you like pickles?
i used to.
31. Is someone in love with you?
LOL NO.
32. What color is your couch?
grey.
33. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
yes.
34. Does someone like you right now?
i don't think so.
it'll be some whacked ugly weirdo/idiot probably.
35. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
no.
36. Who was the last person to send you a text message?
the phone service.
37. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
eleven.
38. Do you swear at your parents?
yes. :0
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
yes, a nightmare of me destroying their...house?
40. What is the last thing you spent money on?
food.
41. Name one thing no one can ever take away from you?
the way i'll forever be weird and that i can never change. (yet)
42. What is the last thing you ate that had onions in it?
soup.
43. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos
puffy.
44. Have you ever blocked someone from facebook?
no.
45. Who was it?
a stalker probably.
46. Do you wear a name tag at work?
no.
47. What color is your iPod?
i don't own one. : (
48. What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
i had a hello kitty one but i lost my keys last year.
49. What were you doing at midnight last night?
playing my psp. i told you, i have issues.
50. If the last person you kissed said that you were the only one they wanted, would you believe them?
no.
51. Do you believe that any of your ex’s think about you?
you meant people who used to liked me.
yes.
"i can't believe i fell for joelyn man, she's so damn stupid and ugly and lame!"
52. Would you date someone 8 years older than you?
no. maybe.
53. What were you doing at 1am this morning?
playing with my psp and eating supper.
54. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
meh.
55. Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
no.
he's too much of an idiot/coward to do so.
56. Do you know a secret about your ex and if he/she pisses you off will you tell?
yes.
57. What’s with you and the last person you kissed?
i kissed my dog.
she's my dog.
58. Have you ever had your heart broken? If so how many times? How did it feel?
IT HAS BEEN INSIGNIFICANTLY POKED TOO MANY TIMES AND IT FELT LIKE BEING POKED.
59. What time did you wake up this morning?
1:40pm.
60. What’s on your bed right now?
my bears, avery and dominic, my giant pillow of doom and my pillow of waaah.
61. Are you someone who worries too often?
it's more like paranoia.
62. Do you like to cuddle/snuggle?
i like to snuggle.
on my pillows.
64. What color is your hair?
dark brown. -_-
65. Honestly, if you could go back 1 month and change something would you?
i would but then i wouldn't.
66. Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
yes but it'll be too awkward nothing will happen.
67. Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
on my uncle's when i was four, haha.
68. Are you wasting your time on someone?
yes.
69. Are you excited about anything today?
YAY SLEEP.
70. On average, what do you think you cry the most about?
issues.
71. What does the newest text message in your inbox say?
I THOUGHT YOU ASKED WHERE IS MY QUESTION 72.
73. Who are 5 people your last texts are from?
betty, bellyn, bellyn, bellyn, bellyn.
it would be carrie but i deleted them to clear space. 0:
74. Do you currently have a hickey?
no.
75. Last person you texted?
ting fang.
76. Miss anyone?
yes, your mum.
77. Have you ever skipped class?
yes.
78. What’s the longest you’ve ever talked on the phone?
three hours?
79. How many people are you texting?
none.
80. Do you have a friend you can tell stuff to and you’re sure they won’t tell?
yes. : D
81. Where was the last place you went?
white sands.
82. Let’s be honest, have you ever been played by someone?
yes no maybe.
83. Have you ever kissed anyone who’s name started with a M?
Mum.
84. Who is the last person that called you and what did they say?
"Should we go out tomorrow?" says Carrie.
85. Do you trust all your friends?
the close ones.
86. Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
no.
87. Are you usually wide awake in the morning?
i'm very sleepy.
88. If you could change your eye color what would it be?
green.
89. Do you dance in the car?
i tried, i looked stupid.
90. Do you always answer your phone?
yes.
91. Would you like to be in a relationship right now?
no.
92. Who’s hoodie did you wear last?
mine.
93. Do you sleep on your stomach?
yeah.
94. Is love really a beautiful thing?
yes.
95. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
a nightmare of me eating their cheese fondue.
96. Are you in a good mood right now?
no.
97. Is there a guy/girl that knows everything or mostly everything about you?
yes.
98. Do you think your last ex will eventually want to be with you again?
no.
"JOELYN IS A FREAK SIAL"
99. Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
no.
100. How many people on your top friends have you slept in the same bed with?
nope.
101. Have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
yes.
102. What are you listening to?
roll over beethoven, the beatles.
103. Is there a difference between the word ‘best friend’ and ‘friend’?
yes.
a best friend is a person you can joke with, bash with, fight with and they'll still be there.
a friend will never understand you. never.
104. When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
some time ago.
my dad. : (
105. Can you touch your toes?
no.
106. Do you have any interesting tattoos/piercings?
i want some.
107. What were you doing at midnight last night?
playing with my psp.
108. What’s your favorite season?
autumn, spring.
109. Last thing you ate/drank?
miso soup.
110. How many siblings do you have?
one annoying sister.
111. Needles aren’t so horrible?
not really.
112. What time did you go to bed last night?
3:40am.
113. Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
i don't think so.
115. What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
milk.
from a cow.
named silky bob.
116. Are you scared of spiders?
yes.
117. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
i want to see how i was back then.
118. Ever been swimming in a lake or river?
no.
119. Last person you drove with in a car?
i dreamt i was driving this awesome speeding grey car.
no one was in it. i think they'll be screaming,"stop!! stop!!"
120. Who should start the kiss, the girl or the guy?
a butterfly. 3:
121. What did you last buy?
food.
122. What’s irritating you right now?
hungryyy.
123. What radio station(s) do you listen to?
98.7fm.
124. Are you afraid of the dark?
yes.
125. Are you listening to music right now?
yes.
126. Is there anyone you wish was still in your life?
my best friends in primary school.
127. Do you get distracted easily?
at times.
128. Was this the best year of your life?
maybe.
129. Who are your best friends?
this is a long list. yes.
130. What was going through your mind during your last kiss?
"Why,"
"Am,"
"I,"
"Kissing,"
"The,"
"Dog,"
"On,"
"Her,"
"Head,"
131. Is it easier to forgive or forget?
to forget.
132. Do you flirt a lot?
no.
133. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
maybe.
i know a living example.
134. Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
yes. i never dreamt myself dying.
135. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
when i was a young girl.
136. Who was the last person that made you feel safe?
my parents.
137. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
nah, i just laughed.
138. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
maybe it'll be a stick poking your skin if you can say.
139. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
no.
140. What did you do yesterday?
i went to a theme park and my face got sunburnt. D:
141. What time did you go to bed at and when did you wake up?
3:40, 1:40.
142. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
sometimes. no.
143. Believe in love at first sight?
yes.
144. What phrase or saying do you use the most?
"your mum"
147. Who is your favorite person to talk to online?
bellyn.
148. Who is your favorite person to talk to offlline?
carrie, farahin, hana, mira, your mum.
149. What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?
strawberry.
150. What’s your biggest fear?
falling to my death. 0:
151. Would you rather write in pen or pencil?
pen.
152. Peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint.
153. Do you like your handwriting?
no.
154. When did you last kiss someone on the cheek?
years and years ago.
155. Which shoe do you put on first?
left?
156. What was the last thing that made you smile?
erm, something random bellyn said.
157. Are you afraid of dying?
maybe.
158. Who would you rather be with right now?
my bed.
159. Do you prefer holding hands or kissing?
hands.
but i wouldn't know.
160. If an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, what happens?
1. the force will try to move the object
2. it will ignore the object and continue moving
3. it will move you.
161. Who was the last person to slap your butt?
..
162. Do you sunburn easily?
yes. : (
163. Have you ever worn lipstick before?
yes.
it wasn't a good experience.
164. What do you say to the statement “Love is suicide.”
if you meet a person you love but he abuses you till you die, it's practically suicide.
or he died, you can't live without him and you kill yourself, suicide.
he dies for you but you don't, suicide + fail.
you drop everything for him and its somewhat like suicide.
suicide.
165. What do you think of when you hear the word “plume”?
plu-meh, plumber. plumberberry.
166. When was the last time you were told you were beautiful?
my dad said that i laughed at him in disagreement.
167. Have you ever seen a dead body?
dead bird.
168. Are most of your friends virgin?
are you virgin?
169. Warm up near the fire or cuddle under the stars?
under the stars.
170. What is the weirdest moment between you and your current boyfriend/girlfriend?
i don't have a boyfriend.
171. Have you ever bitten someone else’s tongue?
i would not say.
172. Do you prefer short or long hair on the opposite sex?
short.
173. Have you ever been given an engagement ring?
they look shiny.
174. What would you do if you opened your door to a dead person?
scream, slam the door, turn on the aircon in my room, barricade the door, hide under the blanket and hide.
175. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
some boy in kindergarden. i never knew him well.
caaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrieeeeee. i don't know why i spelt her name like that.
taken by carrie. nom nom nom. this is so unglam. 
taken by carrie.
taken by carrie.
i love the wall.
taken by carrie.
taken by carrie.
er..taken by carrie?
the sun became a hexagon, it was awesome.
taken by carrie.
taken by carrie.
taken by carrie.
as you can see, i am very bad when people model for me. : \
taken by carrie.
taken by carrie.
taken by carrie.
taken by carrie. (lol at the man and woman)
taken by carrie.
there was a lot of smoke but the camera didn't capture it. 
oh look! a plane is going to crash!
yay kitty.
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