pig.

I'm reading this book called Martyn Pig for literature so I thought I would be a real nerd by posting some of my favourite quotes in the book.

"They say that sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you. Oh yeah? Well, whoever thought that one up was an idiot."

"The thing about dreams, they don't come from anywhere else but yourself. It's not as if there's some evil demon waiting around somewhere, waiting for you to sleep so he can sneak into your mind and show you all his crazy things. It's you that does it. It's your mind. Whatever demons there are, you invite them in. They're your demons. No one else's."

"There are moments in your life when you have to do things you really don't want to do. You have to do them, you have no choice. It's no good wishing things were different, wishing you could turn the clock back, wishing you had another chance, because things aren't differen, you can't turn the clock back, you don't get another chance."
"I had no choice. Do you understand? I had no choice."
"The only thing to do when you're faced with something like that is to say to yourself: what's the worst that can happen? And then do it."

"Alcohol. It sucks the life out of a face and replaces it with its own dumb shine of inanity. It's up to you. If you want to lose yourself, have a drink."

"Sand. Sandcastle. Sandpiper. Invisible sandpiper. Sandpaper. Sandwich. Cheese sandwich. Cheese on toast. What about the snow? What's snow? What's it made of? Frozen rain? No, that's hailstones. Or is it? I don't know. Snow's made of crystals. Symmetrical patterns. Every snowflake is unique. Is it? How can you tell? Is there a record kept of every single snowflake that's ever fallen? There might be two that are the same. Who knows? Snow. Snowball. Snowdrop. Drop of snow. Snowgoose. That's no goose, that's my wife. Snowshoe. Bless you. Snowman. Walking in the air. Abominable. Snow. Snow. Quick, quick, snow..."

Caramel.

Carrie wanted caramel popcorn today.
But there weren't any caramel popcorn sold at the mini mart so she bought some caramel shit corn.
It looked and tasted like shit caramel. Overall, it tasted horrible but we got used to its funky shit appearance and flavour.

And then Carrie started moaning like a monster that needed her fix of caramel popcorn. It was so funny that I started laughing really loudly.

Haha, luckily no one I knew was nearby and they probably thought I was some weirdo, which I am. 8D

ahhh.

I am never ever going to try my own style of food fusion.

Instant noodles + cheese + curry + random soup stock = Possible food poisoning

Gosh, do I feel sick or what.
And no, I can't believe I ate what I mixed just now.

playlist.

I intended to put this as the music playing in my blog.
But since the HTML hates me, I gave up.

freezing and burning my arms off

I took photos today. Wang looks so confused.
Today I got off my lazy butt to guitar class, I'm still not used to waking up at 7:45am in the morning every sunday. Waking up early has its perks though, the weather was so awesome.
I was really cold this morning due to the suddenly often winds and the air-conditioning. And I saw Jun Kiet at guitar class today.
Though I don't actually know him at all, I feel relieved to see him. I'm that weird.
I learnt how to play the french version of twinkle twinkle little star but I got so lost in my thoughts I kept playing the same note over and over again.

I overdressed for the fun of it, I should do more of that, it's fun.
I wore that outfit in the photos to guitar class. For some reason today, I kept thinking funny moments with the Kiki and Lala group. I probably looked like a smiling idiot. -_-

I've been really tired lately, I look like a zombie.
My mum is hyper right now. It's scary.

-

Bertram. says:
what the card say again
Bertram. says:
lol
♠. your smile like diamonds in the dark says:
lol, er..
♠. your smile like diamonds in the dark says:
strong relationship with a mature man LOL
Bertram. says:
wtf.
Bertram. says:
its WORKING RELATIONSHIP!!!!!
Bertram. says:
haha
♠. your smile like diamonds in the dark says:
LOLOL
♠. your smile like diamonds in the dark says:
yes, i'm gonna post that part in my blog lol.
Bertram. says:
walaoooooooo!#$)!(@$&)$!@&


Bertram, you are so not a gay at this rate, hahahah.

Could it be that you're just joking with me?

I went dog-walking with Carrie and Bertram today. It was eventful.
We made friends with a girl named Melinda and how I nearly lost my phone.

Melinda is a nine-year-old who is really good at monkey bars.

The phone losing part was very funny. (:
Pretty much, I ran like a lunatic all the way back to the void deck which we previously were and couldn't find the phone. It was on the grass instead. In a lopsided position. And erm, I dragged Wang all the way there, poor girl was nearly strangled by her own leash..

Anyway, after that funny incident, Carrie, Bertram and I started to do our tarot reading after a week of much talking about it. The questions and answers were really really interesting.

I'm very confused about everything now.
Very.

Everybody's changing.

Wooo, I got a new blogskin! :3
I'm doing the music quiz again since I think my luck's getting better and better.
Hopefully I'm not jinxed again. This time, I have a playlist of 770 songs.
I'll just go on shuffle and see what the songs give me as answers.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say?
Paper Planes - MIA
Okay, this time, it doesn't even make sense. -_-
I'm fly like a paper plane?

2.How would you describe yourself?
Geek In The Pink - Jason Mraz
Hahaha! I would really describe myself as that, really! Not pink, green!

3.What do you like in a girl/guy?
Vacation - Simple Plan
I know a girl who's obsessed with a guy
She talks for hours
And still tomorrow she'll calls again...

Obsessive people are scary.

4.How do you feel today?
Great DJ - The Ting Tings
Happy! (:
Or something like that..

5.What is your life's purpose?
Say It All - Sondre Lerche
Saying it all? Okay..
The song has much meaning though.

6.What is your motto?
Helicopter - Bloc Party
HAHAHAHA.
I got no comment on this one, it's an angry indie rock song. The chorus goes,"Are you happy for a miracle?" That's a cool motto.

7. What do your friends think of you?
Love Lockdown - Kanye West
They hate me. -_-

8. What do you think of your parents?
Cliffs of Dovers - Eric Johnson
Guitar solo?

....

9. What do you think about very often?
Holiday In Cambodia - Dead Kennedy
LOLOLOL. HAHAHA.

10.What is 2 + 2?
Sleepless - Until June
I got sleepless so I didn't answer.

11.What do you think of your best friend?
No Sleep Tonight - The Faders
Okay..Diyanah isn't blur at all..

12.What do you think of the person you like?
How I Could Kill A Man - Charlotte Sometime
LOLOLOL. Okay, I really feel bad for him now.
My music player hates him.

13.What is your life story?
That's Not My Name - The Ting Tings
I lost my identity.

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
I don't want to cling onto a guy when I grow up!!

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Twist and Shout - The Beatles
Again, LOL.

16.What will you dance at your wedding?
Stop Crying Your Heart Out - Oasis
It's a sad song. D:

17.What will they play at your funeral?
Slipped Away - Avril Lavigne
This is a really suiting song..

18.What is your hobby/interest?
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
Famous last words? Haha.

19.What is your biggest fear?
Blue Light - Bloc Party
Apparently, blue lights. -_-"

21.What do you think of your friends?
Against All Odds - The Postal Service
Okay..aw.

22. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Discotraxx - Ladytron
LOL HAHA.

23.What will you post this as?
Everybody's Changing - Keane
Okay. (:


This quiz is still jinxed, darnit.

i turned away to shut the noise

What i guessed was really right.
My new neighbours has three sons!

Me: -presses the lift button-
Mother: Oh, twelfth floor, thank you.
Son#2: Same floor!
Son #1 + #3: !!
Father: -talks about toasters-
Mother: mm.
Sons: -looking at me and my mum-

Lift: bing!
Me: -presses open button-
Mother: Thank you.
The family: -gets out of the lift-
Me: -gets out-
My mum: Oi, help me press la.
me: Oops. Haha.
The family: o_o

And yes, I am still envious of their home.
The funny thing is that the three sons all range from the youngest to the oldest and I think the oldest is around my age.

A lot things of happened today.

I finally made friends with Calvin. (not my imaginary friend, he's a real person).
He was really interesting, haha, yes. Today was my cca orientation thing, all the sports and clubs had to put up booths and performances, it was very tiring and fun at the same time.
What the photography club had to do was carry signs to the stage, I felt very strange.

And now my throat is kind of hoarse now since I was asking people to join the club.

After I went home, my mum invited me to go to Ikea with her which I did.
I nearly went through the night without saying any singlish and I thought I sounded really foreign. And I was silently observing the shoppers.
There were couples where the girlfriends were taller than the boyfriends and the boyfriends were taller than the girlfriends. There was hardly any of them with similar heights.
And there were a lot of kids. I tried smiling at them but they didn't smile back. ;__;

Wang Wang and Mickey are going walking tomorrow.
Okay, I'm kind of semi-conscious now..
and I have really weird floaty thoughts in my head now.

Maybe I'll do a forty things list tomorrow.

joelyn the studybug

guess what?
mummy bought me new chinese vocabulary books. i have to study them now since she knows my whole plan for my entire plan for secondary school.
she also started nagging today.

today i talked to my mum about my handphone.
joelyn: i can only get a new phone next year right?
mummy: ya.
joelyn: the keys are falling off.
mummy: the phone's been with me for a year and it was intact.
joelyn: .....next time, i'm getting a phone that's scratch-resistant.
mummy: and water-resistant, dropping-resistant. (and possibly immune to everything.)

i found that funny.
since i'm really careless and such.

my history teacher put up a new rule, she bans whoever says the word 'boring' or they'll get fined of fifty cents.
it was somewhat ridiculous.

calvine made a new friend today, his name is michael and he's a scene kid.
then calvine wore an awesome t-shirt and skinny jeans and became a rebellion for ten minutes.

then he wore back his robes and fled to romania to make more friends with girls.
he said they were really boring and they couldn't understand a word he says.

"What are the romanian kids coming up these days?!?"

oh yes, there was a bunch of chinese students of china who visited us today.
they looked really nice (physically).

and four Js make an absolute wrong. Ha, beat that!

I am such a tired person.

I fell asleep after having dinner.

And woke up with a sore throat (i am blaming you carrie, I BLAME YOU!) and my mother goes,"Have a vitamin,".
It tasted utterly revolting.

Terrible.
I hate vitamins.

And my telephone number is back alive so please bother to contact me even if you'll like to scream at me for somewhat "ignoring" your 23056983 calls! :3

Three Js don't make a right.

So, due to an incident that happened on Sunday evening and left my parents a bit whacky..

Stupid holiday scam with their stupid sweet talking "presenters"...grrr.
I didn't manage to study for my chinese spelling test, I think I'm going to fail since I didn't know most of the words during the test today.

Here are some photos i took yesterday, they're pretty much all my outtakes and some i posted on flickr.

These pigeons were standing near me while i was taking photos, they didn't seem to mind me.
Of course, they stayed a distance from me. They were really cute, they started to peck each other like they were two lovebirds or something.

Haha.
I think the paper fortune telling is playing tricks on me.

imaginary breeze

calvine says i should go to bed now.

m.

today i went new year shopping with my family.
not really.

we spent two hours driving to malaysia for the trip, got lost for 45 minutes, drove around like lost tourists and ended up at city square, our usual shopping mall instead.
i didn't buy anything since i became self-conscious on how my leggings didn't match my clothes and stayed in the toilet for five minutes till my mum and sister gave up and walked away.
so my dad and i went back to the car where we sat in boredom and then went out again. by then i was just wearing my skirt alone with my shirt and people kept staring at it.
i think it was because there was a dried blood stain from two years ago and some pasta sauce..

that made me even more self-conscious.
anyway, two hours later, we somehow found my mum and my sister and my mum went nutty on why we suddenly disappeared and such.

and she's thinking of bringing me to a doctor because i've become so thin and i wouldn't eat as much as i did like i used to.


my sister is being a pain since she's been playing all my latest favourite songs over and over and over again.
i use her macbook to bluetooth songs to my phone for the convenience but in return she gets the songs and she keeps playing them.
which drives me crazy because she doesn't really connect herself to the radio like i do most of the time.

where's the originality??!
and my favourite restaurant at city square isn't my favourite anymore, the food and service sucks so much now. ):

someday you'll find me caught beneath a landslide

in a champagne supernova in the sky.

how many special people change, how many lives live it strange?
where were you while we were getting high?
slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannonball
where were you while we were getting high?

i'm actually listening to that song right now.
maan, i feel so refreshed! thirteen hours of sleep!
let me tell you what happened.

last night, i was only on the computer for an hour, i hardly do that.
i plugged in my earphones and started playing music really loud. the cable was back on so i was deciding to watch october road since i missed two episodes already. which was at ten, it was then eight. pretty much, i fell asleep till 12:40am when my mum told me to go to my room to sleep or else i'll bend my back. (i was lying in a strange position on the armchair)

though i was semi-conscious during the hours i slept there, my mum and sister were watching reunion dinner, it's a chinese comedy drama and they were watching it in different areas..
my mum was in the room, my sister in the living room.

okay, you all know my manical laugh right?
imagine it echoing and even louder. i just suffered that.
all i could see on the tv was a guy with a black eye and my sister and mum were laughing like freaks.

"HAHAHAHA!" laughs my sister.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHA!" laughs my mother.

they did that twice. -_-


it was freaky. i am not gonna laugh really loud, i'll try.
it's scary now..

okay, i'm off outside before the wonderful morning weather goes away.
since i am never awake in the morning. (:

he broke her doggy heart

wangwang and mickey broke up.
and he somehow ignored her.

wangwang is currently happy since my sister is home from ambassador camp.
she has ignored my existence. ):

i fell down.
i hurt my elbow thrice.

ah bengs can swear eleven times within three minutes.

"f*** you!"
"haha"
"f*** you!"
"pass me the ball"
"f*** you la, b*stard!"
"haha, pass to me la,"
"oy, f*** you!"
"f*** you!"

and then, the stupid basketball hit my elbow. they don't know the word "sorry".

and then "f*** you!" gets repeated eleven times.


i was at the playground today.
i slipped on a slide and hurt my elbow.
then i hit a pillar with that elbow.

then i fell on another slide and my knee had internal bleeding.

joelyn, you freaking hazard to yourself.
even my imaginary friend agrees.



i think the new librarian in my school hates me.

-

"Hey Avery, how you doing up there?"
"Get me down from here, you abusing crazy teenager,"
"Mmm."
"MY BACK HURTS."

i reckon.

i took these a day ago.

avery just wants to be loved.

wangwang is going to be fetched by mickey tomorrow. :3

youtube claim.

i tried to upload the video on youtube.
i put it on private.

i thought the upload didn't go through. but it did.
and youtube filed a copyright claim on the song even though the song was so soft.

i got annoyed by them and deleted the video on impulse.

i should have clicked dispute, that video would have wasted a minute and a half of your life.

oh well. someone bug me next time if they wanna see it and i'll do whatever to hook it online.
and i've been a good student lately, doing all my homework and such. heehee.
and my number has finally been cancelled, it's a dead line.

so, don't bother to contact me anymore. haha.

one thing to do.

i heard this on the radio this morning.
it feels really whimsical. haha.
and i think i'm really should get sleep or else i'll be dead in school and half-conscious at home.

i'm so glad that my mouth doesn't say what my conscious screams.

these are old photos. i meant to post a video but it took ages and i gave up.

old polaroid

i just wanted to get an A4 textbook exercise book. and then the whole shelf collasped.
i have an avalanche of books to clean up tomorrow.

we're spinning again and again

Green shadow, water weight all over, all over me
The end will shelter me away from me
Can we meet again
Meet and meet and meet and meet again?
Can you fill the can
If you can't fill me?

Who you following?
Who you starting to move like?
Who you falling for?
Who you falling for?
Whose lies?
Who you following?
Who you falling for?
This sound's on your side

Secret blue, purple, pink, and green right over it
Hold on because the coldest hasn't thawed yet
Well, if we meet again
Meet and meet and meet and meet again
Can you catch the can
If you can't fill it?

Well, how will you want something to hit?
We'll spin it again and again and again and again
What's your crime?
What's your crime?
Well, how will you want?
How does she sit?
We're spinnin again and again and again and again
What's your crime?
What's your, what's your, what's your, what's your
What's your crime, crime, crime?
What's your, what's your, what's your, what's your, what's your
What's your crime?

Don't you feel you're growing up undone?

I pretty much stole this from mark, it's a quiz where you set your music player on shuffle and the songs selected will be your answers. I have a library of 749 songs so let's hope we get some good songs playing. Haha.

1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say?
Wake Up Call - Maroon 5
Erm, okay, lol.

2.How would you describe yourself?
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
All i hear from the song is "You're simply so divine".
okay, no comment...

3.What do you like in a girl/guy?
Five Colours In Her Hair - Mcfly
Apparantly, weirdos. -_-

4.How do you feel today?
By Your Side - CocoRosie
Okay, I suppose "loveydovey".

5.What is your life's purpose?
Papercuts - Gym Class Heroes
Giving people papercuts or recieving papercuts..

6.What is your motto?
I'm Scared - Duffy
LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Ahahaha, this is ridiculous.

7. What do your friends think of you?
Talk You Down - The Script
HAHAHA, I'm a stubborn arse who doesn't listen?

8. What do you think of your parents?
Fugainaiya - Yuki (OST Honey & Clover)
Since I don't know a word of japanese and it's a happy song and the only english words are love story, i think it says i love them. or something.

9. What do you think about very often?
Decode - Paramore
Confusing love? Decoding? And I thought my windows media player "knew" me.

10.What is 2 + 2?
Maps - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Maps..

11.What do you think of your best friend?
Mouthwash - Kate Nash
Mouthwash..mm. Pretty much, this song is about a person's imperfections and it's very a sweet and meaningful song. (:

12.What do you think of the person you like?
Littlest Things - Lily Allen
What, a break up song?
How tragic.

13.What is your life story?
Sea Lion Woman - Feist
Hahahahha, I'm gonna be a Sea Lion Woman, who drinks coffee and tea.

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Everybody But Me - Lykke Li
everybody but me..what, i hate myself?

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Modern Romance - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
riight..

16.What will you dance at your wedding?
Tamagawa - Spitz (Another OST of Honey & Clover)
It's pretty much a japanese love song..a slow song that sounds slightly depressing.

17.What will they play at your funeral?
Feel Good - Gorillaz
Wooooo, everybody's celebrating at my funeral. They're glad I'm dead??
I must be a terrible person.

18.What is your hobby/interest?
Dare - Gorillaz
Dares? Okaay..

19.What is your biggest fear?
Little Bit - Lykke Li
This is one of the best love songs I've ever heard, I suppose, love?
How random.

21.What do you think of your friends?
When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne
Aww. I'll be depressed.

22. What song would you play during your first time having sex?
Dramatic - Yuki (YET ANOTHER OST OF HONEY & CLOVER)
Dramatic sex? OMG LOLLOLOL, I'm laughing my head off.

23.What will you post this as?
Great DJ - The Ting Tings
The drums, the drums, the drums, the drums.
Haha, this is funny.


What happened to question 20?

dolly spam.

good evening, i took a lot of photos today.
but my sister's camera pretty much hated me and gave me bad quality photos. i'm sad, i really liked the photos. ):
so, here's a bunch of outtakes.

i was taking a photo of erin today.
but she fell asleep.
then, she pretended to be a real doll. it was really scary, she really looked lifeless.


of course, the girl scared herself silly.

-

♠. joelyn says:
woo, it's so loud?
♠. joelyn says:
woo.
JOELYN CHEN, do you mind? it's close to 2am and you're tuning your guitar? says:
yaaaa. u gay female dog.

i wasn't tuning my guitar, i was playing it randomly. ;__;
i guess it was out of tune and erm, it did sound like someone deserved to hear shit music.

deadpigheads

Family.

ah, we were having horfun for supper. i didn't really eat and i was talking to mummy about the photography club.
gosh, i really look like a fag..

anyway, today we went shopping.

i got a new cardigan, wallet and shoes. i'll post photos soon, maybe tomorrow.

i did a lot of thinking today.

i wish the growth spurt came.

and i could read minds.

because i'm always paranoid.

i'm not so good at taking photos of food, so here's some tiramisu anyway.

boom.

and to end, here's mickey.

this was taken three weeks ago. and that's a kayak and a kayaker in the background.

and after we ate supper, dad parked his car at the back of a market stall and we saw a bunch of pink things.

i realised they were pig bodies.

headless pig bodies..eek.

calculations.

$179.3.

i actually started studying for the first time since ages..
but the problem is, i forgot all the methods. -_-

haha, i think i'll ask diyanah if she has notes.
but still, who the heck studies after the first day of school??

i hate the situation.

i think my school life is going to be a bore so i suppose you could expect groaning and moaning from me about it.
i couldn't really say that the first day of school was great, it was okay. although, i felt real excitement and happiness to returning to school and meeting my classmates again, i missed them so much.
but then again, i have some really horrible male egoists in my class, their boasts disgust me..
to sum it up, it was just more boring talks about rules and the current things in the world while i attempted to keep my head up and not doze off..

wangwang had a shredding fur thing today.
and i think mickey and her on a good terms now, they shared a bunch of kisses.
oh yes, today i was being a weirdo therefore the new profile.
and after mark and jieshen left, carrie and i put mickey and wang on the kiddy swings and they were swinging around..

wooo, it feels so good with blurred eyesight.
and i think i'm gonna be a weirdo by asking mr david to change my seat.


strange, i feel the need to go to express for diyanah. hee.

new year resolutions.

and i forgot about that.

i have plenty to write so er..if you hate long sentences you can skip this entry.

i resolve to do more photography.

i resolve to write more.

i resolve to be more optimistic.

i resolve to save money properly.

i resolve to keep a list on items i buy.

i resolve not to throw tantrums.

i resolve to know how to spell tantrum.

i resolve to actually try studying for express or do better in studies.

i resolve in making more friends.

i resolve to try getting a sister for erin.

i resolve to be less judgmental.

i resolve to read more.

i resolve not to hate the shitty and horribly boring teachers.

i resolve not to use much singlish.

i resolve to speak proper english.

i resolve not to fall for boys since my taste in them are terrible.

i resolve to improve my taste on boys.

i resolve to curse all those egoistic boys who believe in sexism.

i resolve to ignore all boys with an "ah beng'' touch.

i resolve to ignore all their stupid sicko jokes.

i resolve to practice on my guitar.

i resolve to prove to the egoistic boys in my guitar class that i can play as well to them.

i resolve to do better in photography.

i resolve to buy a blythe dress from Stella, a Pesopoco hat, a loou hat and blythe things.

dooodoodooo, such a long list!